Company Memo
Company Memo
There will be no company picnic this year,
Since there will be no profits, the CEO fears.
Besides the event takes up too much time,
And top execs will get the leftover dimes.
It will be a sad loss of a long tradition, but
Those who want it are lost through attrition.
The younger workers work harder to keep jobs,
And their dedication comes at a lower cost.
Negotiations are pending for the company to be sold,
But the new culture of the owners is brash and bold.
There won’t be a company picnic scheduled this year.
There will be no company picnic this year,
Since there will be no profits, the CEO fears.
Besides the event takes up too much time,
And top execs will get the leftover dimes.
Negotiations are pending for the company to be sold,
But the new culture of the owners is brash and bold.
There won’t be a company picnic scheduled this year.
No more free fried chicken, hamburgers, soda and beer.
No more tug of war, sack races, face painting and games.
It’s all because the economy hasn’t really changed.
There are many posters which can be downloaded for free, and you can find them here.