(illustration by Mike Hall)


Brother Rufus McDougal continues his straight view of life.

Just give me the facts, Jack.
Don’t confuse me with TMI.
Its’ real information I lack,
I have a feeling I know why.

You have too much time on your hands,
And are filled with information overload.
You think you need to know as much as you can,
But also know how it’s bought or sold.

So to my question, I need a brief report,
And please use the correct version form.
Instructions given will keep it short,
And my policies will not be ignored.

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